Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
drinktea-ordie: lisbeth-of-asgard: hurrrg: mollay: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.” teddy would be my spirit animal if i had balls of adamantium. He always had a bully time. I hope he got reincarnated and will become president again to save our asses.
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i saw this homeless guy and i pictured being him, but not for the right reasons....– louis c.k. (via psychedelicshithole)
I’m too nerdy to go with regular people, but I’m too regular to be with nerdy...– First World Problems (via epic4chan)